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Go Stroke Yourself, Youkilis

Kevin Youkilis is complaining that he finds it hard to play when the majority of fans aren't rooting for him like a bunch of Bostonian retards.

Neyer thinks it's great because ... America!

I think he should take off his Bostonian Retard Sox hat and say something more along the lines of: Hey Youkilis, you douche bag ... all the other players in the league have to play 81 road games a year, you pathetic piece of crap. Get over yourself. Red Sox Nation TM doesn't exist outside of BOSTONMLB. So just go ahead and try to catch the ball when the infielders throw it to you and coast on your reputation as a "feared Bostonian hitter" and let the foreign pitchers walk you. You suck.

Of course, Neyer would never take that Bostonian Retard Sox hat off. But if he did, Youkilis might realize that he's The Biggest Douche Bag in Baseball.

Posted by Sean Schulte at 2009-03-12 21:44:39

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